I think I want to be Marilyn Monroe in my next life... and

I'd love to live the life of a beautiful woman, desired by men and possessing a reputation I've been lucky enough to be blessed with. I'd be a lethal combination of brains and beauty. I'd change people's lives.

I think I'm going to go to the sixth form dinner as Marilyn Monroe. Now to convince my date to go as President Kennedy.

Yours clad in fake pearls and sipping on apple juice instead of champagne,
me.